I saw Craig at the zoo today. He was standing by the penguin pool yelling racial epithets at them. With one hand he was swatting the ice cream cones out of the hands of toddlers and with the other he was prank-calling nuns.
Only a jerk yells at penguins.
That penguin looks pretty incensed about the whole deal. Imagine going about your penguin day, swimming, waddling about, eating fish, and a fathead just comes up and starts yelling at you? Indecorous behavior!
ReplyDeleteIt is! He made all the fluffy little penguins cry, too.
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