The Congregation Weighs In

I went to church this morning, and wouldn't you know it? The sermon was all about how decent upstanding folks should avoid Craig.

"For he lurks in the shadows, seeking whom he may noogie!" the preacher said, spraying the front row with spittle and striking the pulpit with his fists. "The Army of God must stand firm and guard our hearts and minds against this menace, because lo, nobody likes Craig!"

And then everybody cheered and threw hymnals at an effigy.