I was out for a stroll today. I had to get out of the house, because it was filling up with awesome and I had to get outside before lasting damage occurred.
I came upon a child.
"Hello, child!" I greeted it.
"Hi, mister!" it replied.
"Do you like Craig?" I asked it.
Then the child kicked me in the sensitive regions and ran to tell a police officer. That is how I ended up in jail for obscenity and gratuitous profanity.
You must admit, you brought it upon yourself, saying such dreadful things in public, and to a small child.
ReplyDeleteYeah! Brought it on yourself! Yeah!
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