Kids Are Nobodies Too

I was out for a stroll today. I had to get out of the house, because it was filling up with awesome and I had to get outside before lasting damage occurred.

I came upon a child.

"Hello, child!" I greeted it.

"Hi, mister!" it replied.

"Do you like Craig?" I asked it.

Then the child kicked me in the sensitive regions and ran to tell a police officer. That is how I ended up in jail for obscenity and gratuitous profanity.

Animal Intuition

I was telling this cat about Craig, and this was his reaction when I was finished. Note the incredulously narrowed eyes and curled lip. After I took this picture, the cat said "feh!" and looked away and died.

He's Like...

He's like a someone dug a hole in their backyard with a broken shovel made of hatred and then proceeded to fill the hole with ragged old woodchucks that died because they were so stupid, this guy.

Nobody Out Here Does, Either

I've heard it said that that guy's so fat he can't see in color.

Craig Sucks Desktop

He does, too. Just can't keep the desktops out of that guy's mouth. But if you'd like to adorn your computer's virtual desktop with a custom Craig Sucks motif, the click on the picture to download the full-size version!

It's True.

I asked everybody yesterday. The vote was unanimous--none of them like Craig.